The Yawning Sloth's Lonely Tree

Alright, this is just a quickie post to say that I hate snow. I don't mind Christmas, or winter, but I hate snow. 

I know that some of the VERY few of you that are reading this may be from places where there is no snow and you're all like

"Snow is fun!"

YOU'RE WRONG.

It may be fun for like, the first three minutes, but after you've shoveled it, blown it, been hit by balls of it, had it blown in your face by the wind, and then finally fallen into it when you're not wearing gloves or a toque (sorry, Americans, winter hat. [I don't know what you call them there.]) and you just end up cold and wet... well, it's not so much fun then. 

So, all in all, the point is, 

DON'T COME TO CANADA IN THE WINTER. IT'S COLD AND SUCKISH AND BOO. JUST DON'T DO IT. 

TYS